pupillarysphincters:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

So that’s the function of a rubber duck.

Note to self: remember this in a month when classes start!

Just learned this from a friend - can be invaluable.

pupillarysphincters:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

So that’s the function of a rubber duck.

Note to self: remember this in a month when classes start!

Just learned this from a friend - can be invaluable.

WHEN YOUR DATA ANALYSIS CODE FINALLY WORKS

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

credit: princess-sansa-of-ithilien

the-space-ghost:

If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong

The struggle is real.

The struggle is real.

“Pictures and intuition are an excellent way to convince people that false things are true.”
Calculus Professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

Anonymous said: Is 18.100B particularly more difficult than 18.100A ? How about the grades ?

Yes, the B version is substantially more difficult than A - usually because of the quality of professors, but also because the content goes by faster, and into more depth, than A. I’m not sure about grading or testing differences, but I would suppose they’re not terribly different.

“Insanity is sometimes defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. What’s it called if you succeed?”
Physics professor on quantum mechanics (via mathprofessorquotes)
“The fact that an adequate philosophical presentation [of quantum mechanics] has been so long delayed is no doubt caused by the fact that Niels Bohr brainwashed a whole generation of theorists into thinking that the job was done fifty years ago.”
Murray Gell-Mann (via thesummerofmark)

(Source: stealthboy)

beesandbombs:

line dimension

beesandbombs:

line dimension

Sometimes, this place throws you a bone.

Looks like I’ll be studying dark matter here over the summer!

paulsations:

YESSSS THIS FINALLY SHOWED UP ON MY DASH!!!

Math professor here at the ‘tute showing off his talents.

paulsations:

YESSSS THIS FINALLY SHOWED UP ON MY DASH!!!

Math professor here at the ‘tute showing off his talents.

(Source: iloveouterspace2k14)

getoutofmyfacerightnow:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

$4

$318.75..

“As an analogy, suppose Bob is curious to determine whether Alice could join him for dinner at a nice restaurant on the beach. He would likely just phone her and politely ask, “Sweet Alice, are you available for a lovely oceanside dinner?”, as opposed to barging into her apartment, probing through all of her belongings in search of her calendar, and demanding that she join him if she is available. This latter infraction would likely disturb her so much that she would never speak to him again (and what would become of quantum Shannon theory without these two communicating!).”

pupillarysphincters said: How tired are you?

Right now, not nearly enough.